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Old Jun 01, 2005, 04:09 PM // 16:09   #61
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ROFL--sounds like my buddy

Every so often I send him e-mails with questionable subject lines like "Cindy's desktop calender 2005" or "UCLA cheerleading team's video diary"
But in the body of the message I put in some sys admin message stating that the attachments were deleted due to the possibility of being a virus.
He is not very good with computers--so all he knows is his @#$&^#& virus protection keeps deleting the (non-existant) attachments I send him.



I know it's mean--but I can't help myself.
As an e-mail administrator ... I have to say that's right up there with the grossest abuse of an e-mail system I've ever seen ...

LOVE IT ...

I once spammed a guy on our Help Desk with fake messages from a porn site ... asking him to stop looking for underage porn ... made sure the message looked like it had cc'd the entire Help Desk ... including his boss ... she even got in on it and called him into her office ... PRICELESS ...
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 04:12 PM // 16:12   #62
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dont click on this uness you are 18+
its my workplace
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Yay i'm home i was utterly disappointed. Lemme guess you collect glasses?
I too am a dancer but am waaaay out of your league.....
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/numanuma.html
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 04:27 PM // 16:27   #63
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Computer Telephony Programmer - 7 years now... since I was 19. I help most of the annoying chit happen like the "during dinner sales calls" and the calls that go something like

hello... hello.... hello...
May I speak with Mr./Mrs. Smith..."

Sorry everyone, but here's a tip ... If someone doesn't respond during the first hello, then it's most likely a Predictive dialer call from a sales company that is trying to find an available agent since you decided to answer the phone... my advice... hangup... that's what I do... lol

I help program IVR systems like for Credit Card Companies, Major Cruise Lines, Collection Agencies, Computer System Resellers, Major soft drink companies ... the list goes on and on lol... For anyone who doesn't know what an IVR is... it's the "computer system" that asks you for all your information before actually being able to speak with a "live" person. Like "Press 1 for x, Press 2 for y, etc." and "Please enter your account number, etc."

I also handle customer support for over 75 customers... 24/7...

Busy, Busy, Busy

Go here if you're bored out of your mind lol.
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 04:34 PM // 16:34   #64
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Yay i'm home i was utterly disappointed. Lemme guess you collect glasses?
I too am a dancer but am waaaay out of your league.....
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/numanuma.html
old but still funny...hes my avatar on another site
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 04:37 PM // 16:37   #65
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Thanks you really know how to burst my bubble
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 04:42 PM // 16:42   #66
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aka unemployed?
Sorry i'm mean it wasn't funny and it wasn't clever.
touche
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 04:46 PM // 16:46   #67
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oh well im going to play with myself on gw hmmmm.....
Maybe i will think of something adequately insulting to post to you later aurevoire.
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 05:57 PM // 17:57   #68
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I am a train dispatcher manager...and run traffic in and out of the 3 rd largest port combined, in the world.
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 06:01 PM // 18:01   #69
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Estimator. www.hatch.ca

Basically I'm an engineer. I price millions and millions of peices of anything thats involved when it comes to building a buildling.

Labour rates, piping costs, steel, concrete, directs, indirects, etc etc...
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 07:22 PM // 19:22   #70
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I am a freelance Videographer working mainly professional sports
I used to do this... but got tired of the grind Hustling work down got a bit tiring for me... and about the time I got married I decided to cross over.

I used to cover AVP and WPVA stuff down at the beach alot... good work (funny what women will do for a man with a camera!)
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 07:47 PM // 19:47   #71
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good work (funny what women will do for a man with a camera!)
Lost track of how many flashers I've shot over the years!


Yeah I used to be a phone w***e as well but I've built myself up to the point that I can pick and choose the Jobs I like and just work those. I used to do the Vicky Secret show every year, that was a good one

Now I mostly shoot for MLS, Baseball and hockey IF they ever start playing again but I still keep my hand in commericial and artsie stuff.
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 07:57 PM // 19:57   #72
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Im just a boring old, unemployed college student. But over my last year in high school i worked full time at a guitar shop, greatest shop ever. You get to sit around and play guitar with costomers all day, plus the commision was good.

I also did alot of acting, but thats a lot more work, and no money. 40 hours of rehersal a week for three weeks, and then a week of 10 for 12s, thats 12 hour rehersals with an hour for lunch and an hour for dinner. All in a 90 degree theatre. And you get payed next to nothing. But it was fun.

I'm looking forward to my job this summer, a friend of mine is a waitress at a strip club, and she put me in touch with the manager so I have a shot at being a bouncer there this summer.

It's not 100% yet, I'd have to find somewhere else to live cause my parents certainly wouldn't let me live at home if that was my job, but it would be fun. Good job for a 6'6" 265 pound guy.
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 08:45 PM // 20:45   #73
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 09:53 PM // 21:53   #74
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Estimator. www.hatch.ca

Basically I'm an engineer. I price millions and millions of peices of anything thats involved when it comes to building a buildling.

Labour rates, piping costs, steel, concrete, directs, indirects, etc etc...
I think you would be the best to ask then. How much do you think Guild Halls are worth ? LOL
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 10:16 PM // 22:16   #75
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I think you would be the best to ask then. How much do you think Guild Halls are worth ? LOL
I think I can venture a guess
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Old Jun 02, 2005, 12:03 AM // 00:03   #76
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Old Jun 02, 2005, 12:32 AM // 00:32   #77
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I recieve incapacity benefits for being mentally insane.

No, this is not a joke.
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Old Jun 02, 2005, 12:38 AM // 00:38   #78
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I sell weapons for people who don't have access to them, i also gamble a lot, that helps, sell pirated stuff and the usual, exploit whatever i find safe and profitable and morally acceptable (by my standards) and i'm thinking of getting a job at McDonalds this summer XD.
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Old Jun 02, 2005, 12:42 AM // 00:42   #79
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I sell weapons for people who don't have access to them, i also gamble a lot, that helps, sell pirated stuff and the usual, exploit whatever i find safe and profitable and morally acceptable (by my standards) and i'm thinking of getting a job at McDonalds this summer XD.
I'd like an XM-29 OICW, 75 Kilograms of Semtex, and no questions asked...
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Old Jun 02, 2005, 01:49 AM // 01:49   #80
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I recieve incapacity benefits for being mentally insane.

No, this is not a joke.
So you're the one getting my checks!
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